This is a list I came up with. It’s a bunch of names I came up with for some things. That just sounds so tantalizing that I could barely finish writing it…
PART 1 – THE MIXUP
Why don’t they sell the two most popular condiments mixed together in one bottle? Here’s why:
ketchup + mustard = chuptardmusket
Thus a pattern is born: A B + C D = B D C A where each letter is one part of each word. But what does it all mean?? I’ll show you.
reindeer + potroast = deerroastpotrein
Bad example. Let’s try again.
salamander + hibiscus = manderscushibisala
Woaaahhh there’s a winner. Didn’t see that coming. I believe Manderscushibisala is a small island in the South Pacific known for its amphibians and flowering bushes.
helicopter + tornado = copteradotornheli
Sweet porch pirates, that’s a good one. Sounds like the name of an Italian F1 driver with a reputation. “Yeah you heard about crazy Copterado Tornheli. They say he crushes oiled watermelons with his buttocks.”
PART 2 – DJ’S YOU NEVER HEARD OF
I spent some time trying to decide what my DJ name should be and I came up with a few ideas. Let me know what you think.
- DJ Nemo’s Wardrobe
- DJ Buel Ferrisera
- DJ Percent ABV
- DJ Manderscushibisala (Bonus points for recycling?)
- DJ Dutch Elm
- DJ Decimal Dewey
Why begin with “DJ”? Let’s throw some z’s in there.
- Cardigan Beatz
- Hula Loopz
- B Zquared
- Zuul Gozer
Ok enough of that. How about something more trendy…
- Lil’ Income
- Lil’ Junk
- Lil’ Bruce Wayne
- Lil’ Apartment
Alright now for my favorites in ascending order…
- DJ MP3
- DJ Snorkle Talk
- DJ Bailout
- DJ Mercedes Benz Over
- DJ Bitchard Ransom
And last but best:
DJ Butterscotch Crimes
Update: November 4, 2012. Originally I had this published as a page, but that doesn’t seem to make any sense. I’ve republished it as a post with the original date intact. Just in case you care.